To talk about sex

December 4, 2007 at 7:25 pm 6 comments

There is one way to popularity. Talk about something everybody is interested in. Let’s see: endangered animals? – sad, but no; their preparation for dinner? – probably also not the best idea; sexual diseases? – uhm, better; sex? – jackpot!
Let’s talk about one among nature’s favourite processes: reproduction.
He was standing right behind her. She could feel his warm breath on her right cheek. His nose was about to touch her ear gently while his hands slowly ..Alright, you see tension and details are the way to get the attention of your audience. Wisely used you can make almost any topic subconsciously about two bodies with one common goal. This can be quite helpful as sometimes you just need somebody to listen carefully.
For example when you’re told the safety instructions in the aircraft. Oh wait, nobody ever listens? I have to admit, the comparison of airplane safety information and sex is not an easy task, but let’s give it a try.

While our turbines are heating up, I’ll give you the instructions how to handle our hot situations. In case of fast descent and danger of getting wet, there are protective coats beneath your current position. If your breath gets as hard as ours, reach upwards to grab one of our air supplies and press it onto your nose and lips. When coming down, crouch and hold on to us firm. As soon as we’re down, follow the signals on our bottom to the next way out and slide out gently.
If you’re still smoking, we’re too!


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To care or not to care To let the silence talk

6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. timethief  |  December 6, 2007 at 1:54 am

    Thanks for the great read. I needed a laugh and you had one for me.
    Cheers :-)

  • 2. Ray  |  December 6, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Glad you liked it, timethief; more to come!

  • 3. hax0rjimduggan  |  December 7, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Good read… sex is interesting. Throw sex into any conversation and you’ll have my attention :)

  • 4. kiki  |  December 12, 2007 at 6:07 am

    did you make up that aircraft safety blurp? that’s pretty clever, and it certainly serves its dual purpose!

  • 5. Ray  |  December 13, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Yep, came to me while doing a mind-flight. Playing with minds (even with the ones we own) is truly delicious!

  • 6. indianamatt  |  December 27, 2007 at 4:45 am

    Great blog. It’s all in the presentation, eh? I tried to convince a nephew to wear his awful, dental head gear by calling it “ninja wire” instead of “head gear.” It ALMOST worked.


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